Sunday, January 23, 2005

Diaper changing 101

Materials:
one HASMAT suit
three baby wipes (warm)
six hands (warm)
a plastic sheet (warm- but not melted)
tongs
soothing music
two diapers
diaper rash cream
disposable gloves
nine volt battery
diaper pail
air freshner
duct tape
one baby
three outfits for the changee
two outfits for the changer
sturdy surface that baby can not roll off of

I think the list is self-explainitory.
I was joking about the nine volt battery.

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